Last night, right before we were kicked out of Beaners (for having too much (sober) fun), Sarah told us a funny tale (tail?) about her dog. Well, parts of her dog. You see, she's a regular Martha Stewart in the kitchen (just kidding). Any way, she said that one night she was really craving rice for dinner, but only had a little left. So, after putting the rice in the pan, she accidentally dropped it on the floor, spilling the precious rice. Well, you know how cravings are, so she decided to scoop up the rice and cook it any way (maybe the 10 second rule was in play). As she was about to put it back in the pan, she realized the rice had mixed in with Bjorn (her yellow lab)'s fur off the floor. Sarah figured the boiling process would make everything okay. (Quit gagging, dear reader). Any way, it turns out that dog hair rises to the top of boiling water. By this time in the story, the rest of the table is wide-eyed and grossed out. She then tells us that you can just take a paper towel and wipe off the hair that is sticking to the sides of the pan and eat your rice.
Ew.
Movie of the Day: The Truth About Cats and Dogs. The truth: be careful eating at Sarah's.
3 comments:
Pretty funny story!
Um...ick. On a tangent - check out this story about eating locusts in Nigeria. Go to http://news.bbc.co.uk/ today (1/16/07) for a picture story about eating locusts in Nigeria. They call them desert shrimp. Yummy. Would you try one? I might...
Kim
I should clarify, that the Sarah in this story is not my sister Sara (One in a Million Saras). She would never cook fur.
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