I'm guessing that over half the population is dreading next Tuesday. Well, maybe some single men are glad to not have the pressure of buying the right candy/flowers/etc., but otherwise, a lot of people are dreading it.
Why dread such a sweet holiday? I'm sure you know some of the answers:
1) Not everyone has a significant other.
2) Not everyone has a happy relationship.
3) Many people have higher expectations than their sig. other realize.
4) Not everyone can afford $50 for roses, plus candy!
5) Not everyone can serenade well.
6) Not everyone has the same idea of what is the perfect Valentine.
I propose that everyone just make up a Valentine this year. I've tried it before and it works very well. Just decide on a name and how cheesy they're going to be and run with it. Did he serenade you outside your window? Did she buy slinky lingerie? Did you get 9 lbs of chocolate? Whatever you like, imagine it! Just make sure you speak a little tongue-in-cheek so you aren't called a liar and make sure your audience is age-appropriate and you're good to go.
Movie of the Day: Just Like Heaven. SOOOOOOOO good. Perfect for sitting home alone on Valentines with the chocolate you bought yourself (you always know what to get you)!
Ludicrous Lutefisk,
:)Becca
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We formally invite you to join us and our short valentines for dinner next Tuesday evening post CD. No serenading or lying required.
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